"Police Incidents" in Bozeman, Montana

Bozeman is a charming city with roughly 40,000 people. It is a "green", low crime city.   Here are some facts about recent "incidents" from the Bozeman police reports.  This town has a safer feel to it than my LA.

Read through this list. I didn't make this stuff up and it is pretty funny.

• Eight people were warned for having open containers of alcohol between 1:24 a.m. and 2:10 a.m. on or near Main Street.
• Four people were either warned or cited for urinating in public between 1:12 a.m. and 2 a.m.
• A man was seen trying to get hit by traffic at 2 a.m. on 19th Avenue. He was gone before officers arrived.
• A person was cited for being an intoxicated pedestrian and underage drinking after being found passed out on Seventh Avenue.
• After seeing "different, strange looking pots" in a neighbor's car and yard, a woman called police to notify them that she suspected her neighbors were growing marijuana.
• A caller notified police that there were peacocks in the area of College Street.
• A 37-year-old man was cited for stealing an employee's bike from the Kmart parking lot.
• Sometime during the night someone drove "all over" a lawn on Sweetgrass Avenue.
• Eight men and a donkey were camped out in the Walmart parking lot and bothering customers. They were told to leave the property.
• Several men were warned for throwing rocks at ducks at the East Gallatin Recreation Area.
• Two men were warned for mooning employees of Michael's Arts and Crafts around closing time.