My UCLA Colleagues keep telling me that they have seen me on University of California TV (UCTV) giving this speech on my climate change research. I had assumed that this channel is like Wayne's World but more than 13,000 have watched it. It is 1 hour long. Assuming that people value their time at at least $10 an hour, then I have generated some consumer benefits --- so I will keep talking.
What do I talk about? I crack some bad jokes, wave my arms around, and I talk about this and this. The video is rated G and there are no pictures of Paris Hilton or Lady Gaga but people still watch.